The Search for Love in Manhattan

October 30, 2006

Okay, I am just now catching up on this season's episodes of Grey's Anatomy, and I have one thing to say:

If Chris O'Donnell and Patrick Dempsey both wanted to spend their time having sex with me, I know exactly what I'd do.

E.S. would be free to join the three of us if he wanted to, but really I wouldn't care one way or the other.

Posted by Faustus, MD at 07:57 AM

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1) Keith G said (on 10/30/06 at 10:17 PM):

Could I join all four of you?

2) tim said (on 10/30/06 at 11:04 PM):

You do know that Chris O'Donnell no longer even looks like any of those pictures on imdb? Right? Imagine him about 60 lbs heavier. That's what he looks like now.

3) Faustus, M.D. said (on 10/30/06 at 11:08 PM):

Yes, and he makes a much more convincing top this way.

4) Jeffrey said (on 10/31/06 at 09:46 AM):

Gosh, they're pretty. Everyone should have a matching set of hot doctors.

5) Uncle Zoloft said (on 10/31/06 at 12:41 PM):

O'Donnell is yummy. McDreamy is stringy. McSexy is DiCaprio on roids.

6) Adam875 said (on 11/ 1/06 at 12:28 AM):

And your voiceovers wouldn't be nearly so whiny and annoying!

7) Todd said (on 11/ 1/06 at 11:57 AM):

Ya know, at first I was like, they are both hot and I would totally have sex with them too; then I realized that the number of people with whom I would have sex is ridiculously huge and therefore they aren't that special after all.

8) Paul said (on 11/ 3/06 at 01:31 AM):

Hey, I'm sure ES is better than the both of them put together :)

9) anapestic said (on 11/ 6/06 at 04:14 PM):

I have tried and tried, but I am unable to come up with a reason why E.S. should want to join your, Chris', and Patrick's knitting circle.

10) gordon said (on 12/ 3/06 at 01:08 AM):

The purported link to "true porn clerk stories" doesn't lead anywhere except to other broken links to "true porn clerk stories" that endlessly circle, never land. I wouldn't, of course, be wandering off into these hinterlands if you would so bestir yourself as to post more copiously.

11) Faustus, M.D. said (on 12/ 3/06 at 03:25 AM):

Gordon, try the link again--I believe I have fixed it. It pains me to say it, but True Porn Clerk Stories is better than anything I have ever written and ever will write. The only reason I make even this paltry effort is that she isn't writing anymore.

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