October 30, 2006

Okay, I am just now catching up on this season’s episodes of Grey’s Anatomy, and I have one thing to say:

If Chris O’Donnell and Patrick Dempsey both wanted to spend their time having sex with me, I know exactly what I’d do.

E.S. would be free to join the three of us if he wanted to, but really I wouldn’t care one way or the other.

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11 Responses to Okay, I am just now catching up on this season’s episodes of

  1. Keith G says:

    Could I join all four of you?

  2. tim says:

    You do know that Chris O’Donnell no longer even looks like any of those pictures on imdb? Right? Imagine him about 60 lbs heavier. That’s what he looks like now.

  3. Yes, and he makes a much more convincing top this way.

  4. Jeffrey says:

    Gosh, they’re pretty. Everyone should have a matching set of hot doctors.

  5. Uncle Zoloft says:

    O’Donnell is yummy. McDreamy is stringy. McSexy is DiCaprio on roids.

  6. Adam875 says:

    And your voiceovers wouldn’t be nearly so whiny and annoying!

  7. Todd says:

    Ya know, at first I was like, they are both hot and I would totally have sex with them too; then I realized that the number of people with whom I would have sex is ridiculously huge and therefore they aren’t that special after all.

  8. Paul says:

    Hey, I’m sure ES is better than the both of them put together 🙂

  9. anapestic says:

    I have tried and tried, but I am unable to come up with a reason why E.S. should want to join your, Chris’, and Patrick’s knitting circle.

  10. gordon says:

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  11. Gordon, try the link again–I believe I have fixed it. It pains me to say it, but True Porn Clerk Stories is better than anything I have ever written and ever will write. The only reason I make even this paltry effort is that she isn’t writing anymore.


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