Although people with piercings should have no problem sleeping on the bed, Ruijssenaars advises them against entering the magnetic field between the bed and the floor.
Will wonders never cease?
Actually, that’s a pretty lame finish. In the old days I would somehow have turned this into a post about an orgy.
Not with a bang but with a whimper, folks.
You are an old married man now, a homeowner with a dishwasher, to boot.
An orgy that involved emotional insecurities and body issues, but an orgy none-the-less. Count your blessings.
It’s a ho trap.
Is that some sort of implicit cessation of the blog? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *scream the multitudes*
Judith: Thank you. Now I will go kill myself.
David: Emotional insecurities? What are you talking about?
Roy: Only a pierced-ho trap.
sam: No. Just a prediction.
Please list me in the “AIEEEEE! NOOOOOOOO!” column (with the rest of the wailing masses). Here’s hoping you’re just feeling a little out of sorts today. I’d really miss this blog.
I’ve always liked you. Both ways. Married, single, I don’t care.
Good lord. Now that your sexual energy is released in a healthy and fulfilling way you are no good to us anymore. SHAME ON YOU! As a first step, stop taking whatever you’re taking after moving from zoloft (god help you if it’s effexor). Your immediate emotional lunacy will bring many neurotic and/or orgy related posts. We will embrace you again then.
What the hell is this post about?? The link is dead. I’m never falling behind on your blog again!