August 7, 2006

Although people with piercings should have no problem sleeping on the bed, Ruijssenaars advises them against entering the magnetic field between the bed and the floor.

Will wonders never cease?

Actually, that’s a pretty lame finish. In the old days I would somehow have turned this into a post about an orgy.

Not with a bang but with a whimper, folks.

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9 Responses to Although people with piercings should have no problem sleeping

  1. Judith in NYC says:

    You are an old married man now, a homeowner with a dishwasher, to boot.

  2. David says:

    An orgy that involved emotional insecurities and body issues, but an orgy none-the-less. Count your blessings.

  3. Roy says:

    It’s a ho trap.

  4. sam says:

    Is that some sort of implicit cessation of the blog? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *scream the multitudes*

  5. Judith: Thank you. Now I will go kill myself.

    David: Emotional insecurities? What are you talking about?

    Roy: Only a pierced-ho trap.

    sam: No. Just a prediction.

  6. Johnboy says:

    Please list me in the “AIEEEEE! NOOOOOOOO!” column (with the rest of the wailing masses). Here’s hoping you’re just feeling a little out of sorts today. I’d really miss this blog.

  7. hot toddy says:

    I’ve always liked you. Both ways. Married, single, I don’t care.

  8. Chris says:

    Good lord. Now that your sexual energy is released in a healthy and fulfilling way you are no good to us anymore. SHAME ON YOU! As a first step, stop taking whatever you’re taking after moving from zoloft (god help you if it’s effexor). Your immediate emotional lunacy will bring many neurotic and/or orgy related posts. We will embrace you again then.

  9. Adam875 says:

    What the hell is this post about?? The link is dead. I’m never falling behind on your blog again!


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