Last night I cooked dinner using every single pot and pan in the kitchen.
Okay, I’m exaggerating a little bit. But not by much.
My dastardly plan succeeded. We are getting a dishwasher.
Last night I cooked dinner using every single pot and pan in the kitchen.
Okay, I’m exaggerating a little bit. But not by much.
My dastardly plan succeeded. We are getting a dishwasher.
Genius.
Atta boy!
Mazel tov!
Inspired. Who knew “Faustian” meant the same thing as “Machiavellian”? I’m glad we’re on the same side!
You are deliciously evil.
Very smart. Get a really big dishwasher while he still agrees!
Just wait till he has started using it. He’ll wonder how he ever coped without.
Pussy.
You are good. You are very good.
Yea! You go!
You mean it’s possible to cook dinner without using nearly every pot and pan in the kitchen? It’s such a brave new world that I discover on the Internet.
Great news! Well done there.
Nice work! Bravo!
Even though I appreciate the outcome of the dinner feast, I still have the feeling you are deceiving your readers by not admitting that you had only one pot and one pan to start with. Exaggerating a little bit? Well, that still leaves you with one pot or one pan to clean (an error margin of 50%).
Congratulations!
Remember not to get the crappy portable kind that hook on to the OUTSIDE of the sink. the sales person and/or ES may try to baffle you about how these crappy dw’s are “portable” and “easy to install”. poppycock. who needs a dishwasher on wheels? not you. not me…only that sad, but magically chic homeless person that inhabits the plaza outside my work. he carries his own plates and glasses with him and sets up a place setting almost every night. I think he might need a portable dishwasher.
Congratulations!
Don’t ever change! You are AWESOME!
Good job.
Look for the dish washers that have two compartments, the top being for galsses and small loads the bottom for pots, pans and the like.
Forget stainless, they’ve got some new stuff out that doesn’t get fingermarks.
Did you get another Maltese yet? Prince Effexor knows an old lady in Queens that has about 30 in her apartment.
You brilliant, conniving man you. I am so impressed.