This is not a joke:
Would anybody be willing to lend me the last month’s worth of In Touch Weekly, Us Weekly, and/or Life & Style Weekly at some point before Wednesday? If you’re not in New York I’m happy to pay for express shipping.
If so, please email me.
I promise I will explain what this is all about on Thursday.
Unfortunately, even if I did have them, I wouldn’t admit to it.
OK, it is Friday, why the mystery?