July 1, 2006

N.B.: This is today’s second post.

If you live in or around New York and want to know what I look like with a) no clothes on and b) tumescent genitalia, feel free to come to this party in the east village (#1 Chinese Restaurant, 4th Street and Avenue B). Feel free to bring cash to shove into my socks.

I don’t know how much longer I’m going to be able to continue doing this. The tawdriness and depravity aren’t a problem at all, of course; it’s just that I long ago lost the ability to stay up so late past my bedtime without paying for it.

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5 Responses to N

  1. J. says:

    I’d like to know what you look like without clothes and tumescent genitalia, but I’m on the other side of the world. Any chance that you’ll e-mail me pictures? Please? 🙂

  2. Kieran says:

    I’ll second that!

  3. will says:

    In the event you discontinue this activity before we can make it up to NYC, I’d like to request a personal show. I’ll pay. Not what you’re worth, of course, but I’ll pay.

  4. Chris says:

    you should wrote like a gay vagina monologues. like, the joel’s penis monologues and like do lots of camp songs. with nakedness.

  5. David says:

    Damn, I’m heading down to Baltimore to get laid that day.

    Don’t ask.


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