July 01, 2006
N.B.: This is today's second post.
If you live in or around New York and want to know what I look like with a) no clothes on and b) tumescent genitalia, feel free to come to this party in the east village (#1 Chinese Restaurant, 4th Street and Avenue B). Feel free to bring cash to shove into my socks.
I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to continue doing this. The tawdriness and depravity aren't a problem at all, of course; it's just that I long ago lost the ability to stay up so late past my bedtime without paying for it.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 08:03 PM
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Comments
1) J. said (on 07/ 3/06 at 06:25 PM):
I'd like to know what you look like without clothes and tumescent genitalia, but I'm on the other side of the world. Any chance that you'll e-mail me pictures? Please? :)
2) Kieran said (on 07/ 3/06 at 08:54 PM):
I'll second that!
3) will said (on 07/ 4/06 at 12:30 AM):
In the event you discontinue this activity before we can make it up to NYC, I'd like to request a personal show. I'll pay. Not what you're worth, of course, but I'll pay.
4) Chris said (on 07/ 4/06 at 03:08 AM):
you should wrote like a gay vagina monologues. like, the joel's penis monologues and like do lots of camp songs. with nakedness.
5) David said (on 07/ 5/06 at 01:40 PM):
Damn, I'm heading down to Baltimore to get laid that day.
Don't ask.
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