June 27, 2006

Thank fucking God the flag-burning amendment failed.

That way the frauds who run our country can turn their attention to truly important matters, like disenfranchising and/or torturing everybody who isn’t a member of their country club.

Hmm. On second thought, perhaps I should throw my support behind the flag-burning amendment after all.

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4 Responses to Thank fucking God the flag

  1. Rob7534 says:


    Now that these Wingnuts have failed in their faux-patriotism shtick, they can turn their attention to depriving The Gay’s of their liberty!

    God be praised!


  2. jr says:

    I’m sick of them pandering to the rednecks

  3. richard says:

    The Republican senators said that they didn’t see the “L” in “flag burning amendment.” Oops.

  4. Chlamydia Strudel says:

    Joel, can’t they just make flags non-flamable? Wouldn’t the moment of pre-flagburning despair turn into a moment of amusement when it’s realized that it won’t light up? “Oh darn, ya got me!”

    On the oposite side of this arguement, flags could simply be printed on magician’s paper so that at the slightest spark they’d burst into a puff of smoke. Who could object? Everyone loves magic.

    What I’d really like to know is what the republicans think about American flag cloning.


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