I fully intended to march in the Pride parade yesterday, I really did.
But after teaching an aerobics class I was so tired I fell asleep and then my boyfriend and I assembled our new reproduction Victorian four-poster bed and then I went to a party at which I got paid to dance naked and play with my penis for four hours while strange men groped me and put cash in my socks until I ejaculated.
I’m sorry I’m a bad homosexual.
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