June 26, 2006

I fully intended to march in the Pride parade yesterday, I really did.

But after teaching an aerobics class I was so tired I fell asleep and then my boyfriend and I assembled our new reproduction Victorian four-poster bed and then I went to a party at which I got paid to dance naked and play with my penis for four hours while strange men groped me and put cash in my socks until I ejaculated.

I’m sorry I’m a bad homosexual.