June 28, 2006

I realize this blog is in danger of becoming nothing more than a transcript of E.S.’s and my bickering exchanges, but I must report the one we had last night.

E.S.: I had a long conversation today with my friend Y. about relationships.
FAUSTUS: What about them?
E.S.: About the fights that we’re inevitably going to get into.
FAUSTUS: Why, because you hate me?
E.S.: I don’t hate you. I just wish you would change.
FAUSTUS: Well, guess what?
E.S.: You’re going to change? Yay! Thank you, sweetie.
FAUSTUS: Don’t touch me.

Then we had sex.

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8 Responses to I realize this blog is in danger of becoming nothing more than

  1. will says:

    If he changed and was exactly what you wanted, you’d have no bickering exchanges about which to write. And without bickering exchanges, there would also be no post-bickering exchange sex. So be happy with what you’ve got.

  2. David says:

    I wish all my arguments ended in sex.

    Let me amend that…

  3. Joe says:

    As long as you conclude every bickery exchange with hot gay sex, I think you’ll be okay.

  4. Johnboy says:

    Now, see, if you simply enhanced these transcripts with photos of the hot sex, I can pretty much guaran-damn-tee no one is going to complain about the banter — which is sterling in its own right.

  5. anapestic says:

    I can never decide which of you is Ralph and which is Alice.

  6. goblinbox says:

    You still speak before having sex? Such a young relationship.

  7. Wayne says:

    Interesting. I will have to try that with my BF and see if it leads to sex.

  8. Leonard says:

    He did touch you then? Or was the sex performed through some sort of screen?


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