June 28, 2006
I realize this blog is in danger of becoming nothing more than a transcript of E.S.'s and my bickering exchanges, but I must report the one we had last night.
E.S.: I had a long conversation today with my friend Y. about relationships.
FAUSTUS: What about them?
E.S.: About the fights that we're inevitably going to get into.
FAUSTUS: Why, because you hate me?
E.S.: I don't hate you. I just wish you would change.
FAUSTUS: Well, guess what?
E.S.: You're going to change? Yay! Thank you, sweetie.
FAUSTUS: Don't touch me.
Then we had sex.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 07:18 AM
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Comments
1) will said (on 06/28/06 at 09:18 AM):
If he changed and was exactly what you wanted, you'd have no bickering exchanges about which to write. And without bickering exchanges, there would also be no post-bickering exchange sex. So be happy with what you've got.
2) David said (on 06/28/06 at 02:25 PM):
I wish all my arguments ended in sex.
Let me amend that...
3) Joe said (on 06/28/06 at 05:20 PM):
As long as you conclude every bickery exchange with hot gay sex, I think you'll be okay.
4) Johnboy said (on 06/29/06 at 08:57 AM):
Now, see, if you simply enhanced these transcripts with photos of the hot sex, I can pretty much guaran-damn-tee no one is going to complain about the banter -- which is sterling in its own right.
5) anapestic said (on 06/29/06 at 09:57 AM):
I can never decide which of you is Ralph and which is Alice.
6) goblinbox said (on 06/29/06 at 09:39 PM):
You still speak before having sex? Such a young relationship.
7) Wayne said (on 06/30/06 at 01:17 PM):
Interesting. I will have to try that with my BF and see if it leads to sex.
8) Leonard said (on 07/ 1/06 at 07:24 AM):
He did touch you then? Or was the sex performed through some sort of screen?
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