May 6, 2006

Okay, can I just say that if I woke up in the morning to discover that overnight and unbeknownst to me someone had deposited a cryptic letter from Tyra Banks on a table in my apartment, I would be so fucking terrified that I would dye my hair, change my name, and leave the country?

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8 Responses to Okay, can I just say that if I woke up in the morning to discover

  1. Ruby says:

    If you think that a cryptic letter from a hot famous woman is terrifying, then what would the fact that she MANAGED to enter your apartment do to you?

  2. anapestic says:

    What color?

  3. chris says:

    anapestic: pink. he’s still faustus.

  4. Sartre_Jnr says:

    Were I to discover said letter and actually know why it were there, then would I only follow suit.

  5. tralfaz says:

    MAKEOVER!!! I see myself with a platinum blonde high fashion mohawk to highlight my edgy but soulful eyes. And yet, the Mia Farrow look might work with the planes of my face. I wonder where we’re going. Rome? Mexico City? Reykjavík?

  6. David says:

    I’d just sell it on ebay.

  7. JP says:

    I don’t get it. Should I be embarrassed?

  8. campbell says:

    Who’s Tyra Banks?


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