May 06, 2006
Okay, can I just say that if I woke up in the morning to discover that overnight and unbeknownst to me someone had deposited a cryptic letter from Tyra Banks on a table in my apartment, I would be so fucking terrified that I would dye my hair, change my name, and leave the country?
Posted by Faustus, MD at 12:48 AM
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1) Ruby said (on 05/ 6/06 at 06:13 PM):
If you think that a cryptic letter from a hot famous woman is terrifying, then what would the fact that she MANAGED to enter your apartment do to you?
2) anapestic said (on 05/ 6/06 at 08:36 PM):
What color?
3) chris said (on 05/ 7/06 at 12:26 AM):
anapestic: pink. he's still faustus.
4) Sartre_Jnr said (on 05/ 7/06 at 09:24 AM):
Were I to discover said letter and actually know why it were there, then would I only follow suit.
5) tralfaz said (on 05/ 7/06 at 06:29 PM):
MAKEOVER!!! I see myself with a platinum blonde high fashion mohawk to highlight my edgy but soulful eyes. And yet, the Mia Farrow look might work with the planes of my face. I wonder where we're going. Rome? Mexico City? Reykjavík?
6) David said (on 05/ 8/06 at 12:02 PM):
I'd just sell it on ebay.
7) JP said (on 05/ 8/06 at 06:05 PM):
I don't get it. Should I be embarrassed?
8) campbell said (on 05/ 9/06 at 05:02 AM):
Who's Tyra Banks?
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