The Search for Love in Manhattan

April 29, 2006

This may be the most extraordinary thing I have ever seen:

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"Let's make believe that blood is coming out from inside your body through an opening between your legs now"?

Dear God, I am so, so very glad that I live in this decade.

I'm also glad I don't have Down Syndrome, but that's really another topic altogether.

Thanks to him for the link.

Posted by Faustus, MD at 07:38 AM

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1) Jeff said (on 04/29/06 at 01:23 PM):

Disturbing!

2) Brian said (on 04/29/06 at 02:03 PM):

Oh my God, the Jill video!

When someone new comes into our group of friends, he or she must always endure initiation by Jill video. Just a mention of the film brings out groans.

We have a much better copy.

3) Adam875 said (on 04/29/06 at 02:14 PM):

Really? You went to Down Syndrome with that? I'm glad I'm not a woman!

4) Will said (on 04/29/06 at 04:44 PM):

I had always thought that hysterical blindness was only a rumor.....

5) Kieran said (on 04/29/06 at 10:29 PM):

Oh, Faustus! Where on earth did this thing come from?!? Ick. Yikes. Gag. Barf. Puke.

Thank God you are gay and do not have to endure the trauma of distinguishing blue from white...

Much better to be a go-go boy...

6) Aidan said (on 04/29/06 at 11:00 PM):

I thought I was getting MY period, but then I realized the blood from inside my body was coming out through my ear, not from an opening between my legs. I think it is a symptom of finally having seen it all.

Why, in the name of a loving and merciful Dog did anyone make such a film? I thought only John Waters storyboards contained cues like "Cutaway to wide shot of bloody sanitary pad." Did the director later work on Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ"?

7) Adam said (on 04/30/06 at 02:10 AM):

This is so, so excellent.

I look forward to watching every four weeks for three to four days. I'll show you, I'm watching it now!

8) Kenny said (on 04/30/06 at 02:58 PM):

Did anyone else twitch when Big Sister said, "watch careful" while showing Jill (for the SECOND time) how to change her pad? Were adverbs not fashionable in the Dark Ages?

This video makes me so thankful for so many things.

9) James said (on 04/30/06 at 03:02 PM):

I want to go home now

10) jay said (on 05/ 1/06 at 10:42 AM):

tampons,tampons... thank gawd for tampons!

11) Judith in NYC said (on 05/ 1/06 at 12:07 PM):

If my mom had shown me this film when I was pre-teen I would have killed myself or sewn the opening between my legs shut.

12) Scott said (on 05/ 2/06 at 01:23 PM):

I nearly passed out when she sat on the toilet and pulled her panties down. I really didn't think we were going there.

13) Dafina Girl said (on 05/ 2/06 at 01:36 PM):

That is the most disturbing thing I have seen in weeks. It's health education for the Bush 2 era.

14) goblinbox said (on 05/ 2/06 at 05:14 PM):

Facinating. Terrifying. I can't figure out how I feel about it.

15) bradford Shellhammer said (on 05/16/06 at 11:50 PM):

omg omg omg omg omg

brilliant;

16) blindbat said (on 02/20/07 at 08:56 AM):

I think blood is now coming from inside my brain through an opening in my eyes!

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