I have spent this morning sitting at my desk with peanut butter in my hair rewriting my personal trainer’s college paper on muscle-fiber types.
I suppose there aren’t really limits to what one will do with the double incentive of a free training session and having fallen asleep with gum in one’s mouth.
Sugar-free, naturally, but still.
Somehow I always thought I would amount to something slightly greater than this.
The contest deadline is tomorrow night at midnight, wherever your time zone is.