I haven’t gotten a single entry for the contest yet. Or, rather, I got two entries for the old, confusing version of the contest, but none for the new, improved version. This leads me to believe that a) people prefer old and confusing to new and improved; b) people don’t care about tuberculosis; and/or c) nobody loves me.
If you can find it in your heart to take pity on me, please send me your entry. The deadline is midnight this Friday, whatever your local time is.