February 6, 2006

I just wrote a whole post about a conversation E.S. and I had yesterday morning but then I read it over and was appalled to see that it contained an episode of cuddling, so I deleted it immediately.

This whole having-a-boyfriend thing is all well and good, but there are some barbarities I simply cannot permit myself to inflict upon you.

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8 Responses to I just wrote a whole post about a conversation E

  1. Kieran says:

    Oh, please…DO let us in on the details…after all, you drew the veil over what made you so popular at an orgy 🙂

  2. Jeff says:


  3. Come on! I love reading your conversations with E.S.

    Can’t you edit it and remove the cuddling?

  4. Mush says:

    Honey, you told us about orgies and filming pornography. We won’t shy away from a little cuddling, disgusting as it is.

  5. David says:

    I’m torn. On the one hand, I want to hear about the cuddling so I can be dismissive and bitter. On the other hand, I don’t want to hear about it so I can continue to believe that you are just a dysfunctional couple that mostly bickers and occasionally fucks like animals.

  6. anapestic says:

    I would have done the exact same thing, Faustus. Of course, I am always very careful not to overheat my eggs, and I always stir them conscientiously, so they never curdle, but if you had a stovetop mishap, it is best to pretend that it never happened.

  7. matt says:

    Well, I think it’s cute. But then I’m notoriously sentimental.

  8. Paul says:

    Ah, you’re becoming sappy over ES. I like it.



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