The Search for Love in Manhattan

November 08, 2005

Well, that certainly didn't last very long, did it?

Posted by Faustus, MD at 07:54 AM

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1) Glittering Lee said (on 11/ 8/05 at 09:54 AM):

I do hope you're not referring to what I think you're referring.

:(

2) Craig said (on 11/ 8/05 at 10:31 AM):

I stumbled on your blog completely by accident.

A porn star that's turned on by men who can finish the NYC crossword. And you're riotously funny too.

Do you have a gay twin brother?

3) Anono Blogger said (on 11/ 8/05 at 10:32 AM):

Retaining water?

A.B.

4) Ruby said (on 11/ 8/05 at 12:53 PM):

I think you look cute, whether you weigh 140 lbs. or 300 lbs.

5) campbell said (on 11/ 8/05 at 01:30 PM):

Craig: as any of us long time readers will tell you, Faustus is his own gay twin brother.

6) Mike B. said (on 11/ 8/05 at 02:35 PM):

Last week I gained three pounds at dinner at my mom's house. Literally, between walking in the door and finishing my last glass of wine. This is why I don't own my own scale.

7) David said (on 11/ 8/05 at 03:46 PM):

It's a shame that you're overweight. Because of that you'll never have a clever, attractive psychiatrist boyfriend, be a published author, or have a wildly popular blog.

Oh, wait....

8) Brian said (on 11/ 8/05 at 04:35 PM):

Laxatives, Darlin'.

I would suggest bulimia, but surely you don't have a gag reflex, do you?

9) Walt said (on 11/ 8/05 at 05:25 PM):

What do they say about "the older you get"? Oh, nevermind, that applies to me as well. I'm off to chew on an Entenmann's roll or something.

10) jon collins said (on 11/ 8/05 at 07:13 PM):

there are worse things in the world than being fat. Like working in the theater. that's worse.

11) Mush said (on 11/ 9/05 at 12:30 PM):

"...suggest bulimia, but surely you don't have a gag reflex, do you?"

**ROFLMAO!!!!!!**

12) Don't call me a hater but... said (on 11/ 9/05 at 01:04 PM):

What happened to the inventive writer that used to blog here?

13) Ruby said (on 11/ 9/05 at 01:24 PM):

David is right you know. How tall are you anyway? I'm 5'2 and I weigh 110 lbs. I'm on a 2 week trip to Australia and the man I'm with is making me gain weight. We took our Halloween candy with us, and we are literally eating everything over here.

I hope I weigh 140 lbs. when we get back.

*wail*

14) rickb said (on 11/11/05 at 08:06 AM):

i dont know what you look like, but fat people are usually quite funny, so there's a consolation, even if you can't see your toes ;-)

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