October 20, 2005

Not only that, but I gained four pounds in South Carolina.

To be honest, I preferred “Darlin’.”

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7 Responses to Not only that, but I

  1. Logan says:

    Assuming that the weight increase can theoretically be blamed on Southern cooking exclusively (and, hopefully, not on alligator), four pounds is not the plunge into obesity that it might initially seem to be.

    This fact aside, if I were you, I’d still get my tubby ass on a treadmill immediately.

  2. Jess says:

    “Darlin'” can be a very warm form of address. I’m just wondering when he’s using it. That could matter a great deal. 🙂

  3. David says:

    That fatty alligator will get you every time. Next time stick to rattlesnake, it’s much more slimming.

  4. Jannah says:

    Does the alligator taste like chicken? That’s what they all say every exotic meat taste like. And is it legal to eat alligator in the US?

  5. Ruby says:

    I still stand firmly on Darlin’ being cute as well as hot.

    It is better than Florida’s “Dude” or “Dudette”.
    I threatened my boyfriend that I will not have sex with him AND that I will break up with him if he referred to me as “she’s my dudette”.

    Thank your lucky stars that you’re being called Darlin’



  6. Brian says:

    Bulimia doesn’t just disappear south of the Mason-Dixon Line, Darlin’.

  7. Mush says:

    I too stand firmly on Darlin’ being cute as well as hot.


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