Today this man and I went to see the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and I loved it far more than I had imagined possible, because I am Willy Wonka as interpreted by Johnny Depp.
At least on the inside I am.
Minus, alas, the cheekbones.
Good morning starshine, the Earth says HELLO!
Is there anything Johnny Depp cannot do?
Faustus! Git yer butt over here boy. We got to iron out dat hair if u wanna be Willy!
luv,
yer Uncle Zoloft