September 08, 2005
Just to be clear: as far as Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka goes, it's not so much the chocolate-making genius to which I relate as the tendency to cringe in fear and discomfort at all human contact.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 07:35 AM
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1) Stairs said (on 09/ 8/05 at 08:07 AM):
What species is E.S.?
2) anapestic said (on 09/ 8/05 at 08:43 AM):
Rumor has it that if you don't mend your ways, you'll be spending eternity as a kindergarten teacher.
3) Jere said (on 09/ 8/05 at 12:00 PM):
ALL human contact? That certainly doesn't sound like Faustus we all know and love. I'll pick a blog post at random...um..."Faustus Attends An Orgy." :)
4) David said (on 09/ 8/05 at 12:04 PM):
...unless that contact involves a top.
5) Sparky said (on 09/ 8/05 at 01:38 PM):
Oh, I think we understood that. Especially when it comes to kids.
6) Stairs said (on 09/ 8/05 at 02:55 PM):
I hope Sparky isn't referring to David's comment.
7) Mush said (on 09/ 8/05 at 04:55 PM):
LOL!
8) Beltane said (on 09/ 9/05 at 11:15 AM):
Are you sure you're not British? Or do all gay men have that spry British wit? :)
9) Ari said (on 09/11/05 at 03:56 PM):
Definately makes you wish that gloves were less of an eccentricity these days and more of de riguer element. I loathe shaking hands and yet I do it beautifully....yet still I cannot help but wonder who's been diddling their bum after a sojourn in the loo, and not washing afterwards. Heinous, totally heinous.
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