September 8, 2005

Just to be clear: as far as Johnny Depp’s Willy Wonka goes, it’s not so much the chocolate-making genius to which I relate as the tendency to cringe in fear and discomfort at all human contact.

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9 Responses to Just to be clear: as

  1. Stairs says:

    What species is E.S.?

  2. anapestic says:

    Rumor has it that if you don’t mend your ways, you’ll be spending eternity as a kindergarten teacher.

  3. Jere says:

    ALL human contact? That certainly doesn’t sound like Faustus we all know and love. I’ll pick a blog post at random…um…”Faustus Attends An Orgy.” 🙂

  4. David says:

    …unless that contact involves a top.

  5. Sparky says:

    Oh, I think we understood that. Especially when it comes to kids.

  6. Stairs says:

    I hope Sparky isn’t referring to David’s comment.

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  8. Beltane says:

    Are you sure you’re not British? Or do all gay men have that spry British wit? 🙂

  9. Ari says:

    Definately makes you wish that gloves were less of an eccentricity these days and more of de riguer element. I loathe shaking hands and yet I do it beautifully….yet still I cannot help but wonder who’s been diddling their bum after a sojourn in the loo, and not washing afterwards. Heinous, totally heinous.


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