The Search for Love in Manhattan

September 22, 2005

It would have been okay if my computer had just crashed in a horrible, horrible way, making it unclear whether I'm ever going to recover any of my data, none of which was backed up.

It would have been okay if my computer had just crashed in a horrible, horrible way and I'd spent the last four days in a Chicago suburb where people said things like, "oh, it's just two blocks that way" and I started walking and three miles later I still hadn't gotten there.

But to suffer these things all while staying in a motel where there was no gay porn on the pay-per-view--well, really, it was more than I could bear.

Posted by Faustus, MD at 09:39 AM

TrackBack Pings (TrackBack URL for this entry: copy me!)

Comments

1) anapestic said (on 09/22/05 at 10:49 AM):

Some people would say that going on a huge bender that lands you a time zone away in a pornless motel is an overreaction to having made a bad cake. But you and I know better.

2) Mushlette said (on 09/22/05 at 10:55 AM):

No gay porn?! Jesus, are you going to be okay?

3) David said (on 09/22/05 at 11:26 AM):

Don't you check for these details BEFORE you make the reservation? Five stars my ass, just make sure it has Falcon on Demand.

4) Hanuman said (on 09/22/05 at 03:48 PM):

Oh, the pain....the pain....

5) Mushlette said (on 09/22/05 at 04:09 PM):

Oh, and if it makes you feel any better, I'm a network engineer and I don't back up my personal computer either. When my operating system failed a few weeks ago, I had to take the drive out, put it in an external USB enclosure and back it up that way. *groan*

6) ted said (on 09/22/05 at 09:12 PM):

i was naturally wondering just having read your porn film post....what movie were you in??

7) Uncle Zoloft said (on 09/23/05 at 05:36 AM):

anapestic hit the nail on the head.

8) mcm said (on 09/23/05 at 03:07 PM):

I'm sure I'm not the only Chicago reader wondering which of our fabulous suburbs you've managed to land in... as well as why you didn't warn us you were coming, so we could have gotten you the hell out of the suburbs, at least for an evening.

9) Monica said (on 09/23/05 at 03:14 PM):

I'm currently in Sevierville, TN, which consists of Baptists and tourists. Even the Catholic church is hidden here!

10) birdfarm said (on 09/23/05 at 04:20 PM):

Next time you're lost and pornless 'round here, give me a call. Certainly reunions with old college friends can't hold a candle to Falcon on Demand, but I do have a car and could give you a lift "three blocks."

I tried to post this before--either it didn't work or you deleted it. If the latter, delete it again. If the former, disregard this paragraph.

11) Rikki Lee said (on 09/26/05 at 10:27 AM):

umm....so what happy with the 3 alarm chocolate cake?

12) Michael Newfoundland said (on 09/30/05 at 08:54 AM):

'no gay porn on the pay-per-view' -- priceless.

Post a comment



Feeds: Atom | RSD | RSS
[What is this?]

Archives

(including The Best of the Search)

August 2009

July 2009

June 2009

May 2009

April 2009

March 2009

February 2009

January 2009

December 2008

November 2008

October 2008

September 2008

August 2008

July 2008

June 2008

May 2008

April 2008

March 2008

February 2008

January 2008

December 2007

November 2007

October 2007

September 2007

August 2007

July 2007

June 2007

May 2007

April 2007

March 2007

February 2007

January 2007

December 2006

November 2006

October 2006

September 2006

August 2006

July 2006

June 2006

May 2006

April 2006

March 2006

February 2006

January 2006

December 2005

November 2005

October 2005

September 2005

August 2005

July 2005

June 2005

May 2005

April 2005

March 2005

February 2005

January 2005

December 2004

November 2004

October 2004

September 2004

August 2004

July 2004

June 2004

May 2004

April 2004

March 2004

February 2004

January 2004

December 2003

November 2003

October 2003

September 2003

August 2003

July 2003

June 2003

May 2003

April 2003

March 2003

February 2003

January 2003

December 2002

November 2002

October 2002

September 2002

August 2002

July 2002

June 2002

May 2002

April 2002

March 2002

February 2002

The Best of the Search

Faustus Goes on a Date

Faustus Attends an Orgy

Faustus Is on the Horns of a Dilemma

Faustus Is Filmed in a Pornographic Movie

Faustus Places a Personal Ad, Part I

Faustus Places a Personal Ad, Part II

Faustus Has a Good Day

Faustus Proposes a New National Holiday

Faustus Goes on an Ill-Fated Ski Trip

Faustus Creates a New Form of Exercise

Faustus Notices Something

Faustus Discovers a Kindred Spirit

Faustus Suffers From Unrequited Love

Faustus Is Caught Off-Guard: A Cliffhanger

Faustus Asks a Question: The Cliffhanger Continues

Faustus Gets an Answer: The Cliffhanger Concludes

Faustus Makes a Telephone Call

Faustus's Scheme Goes Awry

Faustus Plans a Vacation

Faustus Meets a Lost Soul

Faustus Gets a Tan

Faustus Gets His Priorities Mixed Up

Faustus Makes Things Difficult for Himself

Faustus Celebrates the Passover

Faustus Is a Terrible Person

Faustus Is Either Very Brave, Very Stupid, or Both

Faustus Rings in the New Year

Faustus Shares Some Esoteric Information

Faustus Shares Some Esoteric Information, Part II

Faustus Shares Some Esoteric Information, Part III

Faustus Reveals Something

Faustus Explains His Superpowers to His Family

Faustus Is Annoyed

Faustus Telephones His Friends

Faustus Dreams

Faustus's Father Is Eloquent

Faustus Thinks About Death

Links

The Fritz Wunderlich Survival Page

Enquire Within Upon Everything

Notes & Errata

The Best Acupuncturist in the World

Furious George and the Cross-Country Crime Spree

True Porn Clerk Stories