August 09, 2005
I know it's hoping against hope to believe I live in a universe in which this might be possible, but did anybody record last Monday's episode of The View? And, if so, do you still have it? It's the one with the ex-gay guy on it.
If you do, please let me know. In exchange I can tell you the top-secret reason I'm looking for it.
Long gone are the days when I could offer free sex, but know at least that the impulse is still there.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 01:10 AM
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1) matt said (on 08/ 9/05 at 01:31 AM):
Aw, come on and share the top-secret reason!
2) Ruby said (on 08/ 9/05 at 06:05 AM):
I read what Matt just wrote and I say, please tell ME Faustus (^^,) and Matt too (but me first)!
Why don't you try finding it on Kazaa? I do that all the time. I'll ask around for a video tape of the interview. I haven't seen it either. And reading your post has made me WANT to read it. What could you possibly want to see in that interview?
hmmmmm
You are neurotic when it comes to spelling and grammar, I'm neurotic about spelling and grammar too, but I also have this curiousity to know EVERYTHING. So, I'm going to be up all night thinking about this interview. Thanks a lot.
(My fingers are itching to type a mistake here)
3) Mush said (on 08/ 9/05 at 11:39 AM):
Did you say "ex" gay? What does that mean?
4) Jeffrey said (on 08/ 9/05 at 12:15 PM):
So E.S. now makes you charge others for sex? That seems a bit unreasonable, doesn't it?
5) Mush said (on 08/ 9/05 at 03:40 PM):
Not unreasonable. Just pimp.
6) anapestic said (on 08/ 9/05 at 03:56 PM):
Don't worry, Ruby. The comma splice in the first sentence of your penultimate paragraph is likely sufficient to set the good doctor twitching.
7) Chris said (on 08/ 9/05 at 07:23 PM):
Aww, man! C'mon! Not even a handjob?
You might want to try emailing the guys at ExGayWatch.com -- one of them might have taped it, or they might be able to get hold of a copy.
8) Eyeball said (on 08/10/05 at 01:13 AM):
It is clear that this is someone Faustus must have slept with, and he probably sang about him at "Worst.Sex.Ever."
So there.
9) Another Joel said (on 08/10/05 at 06:24 PM):
Bseball, bachelor parties, ex-gay TV specials.... Are you trying to tell us something?!
'Say it ain't so!'... please....
10) Shape said (on 08/10/05 at 07:03 PM):
I've searched bothbittorrent and emule and found nothing. I did, however, find this transcript. The guy's name (Mike Ensly) should also be helpful in finding a tape. Either that or contacting the people of goodasyou.org (there's an email address where that link is).
11) Ruby said (on 08/13/05 at 01:21 AM):
To anapestic:
I am SO happy you caught that mistake.
(IT IS INTENTIONAL)
I just hope that Faustus saw it too. Because I literally drove myself crazy trying to find the video.
I haven't found it yet and I do not want to ruin it by reading its script.
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