I know it’s hoping against hope to believe I live in a universe in which this might be possible, but did anybody record last Monday’s episode of The View? And, if so, do you still have it? It’s the one with the ex-gay guy on it.
If you do, please let me know. In exchange I can tell you the top-secret reason I’m looking for it.
Long gone are the days when I could offer free sex, but know at least that the impulse is still there.