Dieting would be a hell of a lot easier if I didn’t keep going to restaurants that served chocolate cake delicious enough to induce spontaneous orgasm.
And before those of you who know me say, oh, no, you look great, let me inform you that I weighed more yesterday morning than I have in three years.
I’m considering contracting Ebola, as I hear that’s a great way to lose some extra pounds.
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