August 4, 2005

A few years ago I was posting about participating in orgies and being filmed in pornographic movies.

Now I have shared my thoughts on the latest Harry Potter book for three days in a row.

Dear God, I feel old.

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22 Responses to A few years ago I

  1. SS says:

    I discovered you over the weekend, and in the last few days I’ve skimmed over your archives 🙂 You’re wonderfully funny and intelligent. Keep up the good work!

    BTW, I mentioned you in my blog, …maybe I should’ve asked you beforehand but I was too excited and elated 🙂 I hope that’s alright.

  2. Alex says:

    Ah, to the contrary, by reading Harry Potter you are taking part in the world of childrens literature and should therefore worry about regressing instead.

    The One Who Asked About The Cookies

  3. Rocqui says:

    As my dearly departed great-aunt would say, “You’re only as old as you feel, or as old as the person you’re feeling up.”

  4. anapestic says:

    I think today’s post really makes it four days in a row. Not that anyone’s counting.

  5. i. bendito says:

    Something to readjust your psyche.

  6. lou says:

    ever since discovering your blog yesterday, i’ve been checking in and reading the archives at work… (most productive thing I did all day I might add) you’re just bloody funny! Hope you don’t mind I recommend this as a good read on my blog. I have many flamboyant friends who would love you.

  7. Jeffrey says:

    More orgy stories. Yes please.

  8. James says:

    We all have our crosses to bear. 🙂

  9. b. says:

    You aren’t old, just versatile. And who doesn’t love a versatile guy? 😉

  10. Peter says:

    Well. Clearly, you need to make Harry Potter-themed orgy porn.

    I’ll wait here.

  11. Groomzilla says:

    I think you just got called flamboyant?

  12. roy says:

    G., how does that conflict with the rainbow hotpants?

  13. Mush says:

    That’s what they don’t tell you about stable, comfortable, healthy relationships back when you’re desperately single and lonely: stable, comfortable, healthy relationships feel great but make you boring.

    And quite often, boring is the best thing ever!

  14. Brian says:

    Next stop: suburbia!

  15. Another Joel says:

    Personally, after reading you, I’ve never, ever come away with the feeling that you’re a versatile guy …. 🙂

  16. Jeffrey says:

    I will only really worry if you start blogging about reading Tom Clancy. Then you might as well be dead.

  17. Joe R says:

    I was reading the new Harry Potter book on the subway this afternoon. A woman next to me pointed out that her 6-year-old son, next to her, and I were reading the same book and clearly enjoying it. She was right. Amazing writer, Ms. Rowling.

  18. Uncle Zoloft says:

    Faustus you know you have that eternal youth vibe goin’ on ~ always have always will.

    As to the book we’re waiting for the movie… honey could you get us another vodka?

    Faustus: u ever gonna visit “the city by the sea again?”

  19. I’m a huge fan of yours…I’d like to hear your valuable opinion on the horcruxes. (i’m not kidding.)


  20. Jere says:

    Well, I think you should write something about your fabulous sex life with ES then. 🙂

  21. Anonymous says:

    You could be like me and have a really strong urge to start talking loudly about the ending whenever you see someone reading it…especially a small child.

    Does that make me evil?

    (the UK Aussie)

  22. ted says:

    hey faustus…what movie were you in??


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