Still not Faustus.
…okay, so now we know why one should never try to post to someone else’s blog while a different person is ranting to them about Batman smut over instant messenger. Which is also not 19th century, and therefore tragic.
I read through the Drama-Generating Techniques section on the Encyclopedia Dramatica looking for ways to further mess with this blog, but got distracted by making a checklist of all the techniques I’ve already used in the past on my own blog. And on instant messenger. And in everyday life.
How can we be sure that “Lauren” isn’t another personality lurking within the man we know as Faustus?