July 30, 2005
I survived the baseball game.
I spent the first hour and a half watching the game out of the corner of my eye while I devoured a hot dog, a huge bag of Cracker Jacks, a cup of frozen lemonade, and an ice cream cone.
I spent the next hour and a half knitting a scarf.
In between, I held an infant in my lap.
The whole afternoon was such a bizarre mix of the familiar and the terrifyingly foreign that I didn't really know what to do with myself afterwards, so I just went home and took a nap.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 06:50 PM
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1) chris said (on 07/30/05 at 08:58 PM):
hot dog, cracker jacks, lemonade, ice cream and then u had a *nap*? *squeals!* ur ass must be huge!!! u'll thank me for pointing this out later ;) *pats*
2) roy said (on 07/30/05 at 10:46 PM):
my liffe would be so different if i'd ever thought to combine baseball and knitting.
3) Faustus, M.D. said (on 07/31/05 at 12:25 AM):
chris: I most certainly will not.
roy: I'm not so sure it would.
Jess and Jill: You are sworn to secrecy. I had a traumatic week last week and I'm still recovering.
4) Mushlette said (on 07/31/05 at 02:10 AM):
Napping is an excellent defense mechanism. I try to employ it daily, when possible.
5) Jill Smith said (on 07/31/05 at 08:52 AM):
I shall never tell, sir. Never.
6) Faustus, M.D. said (on 07/31/05 at 11:20 AM):
Another Joel: I'm glad to have set things right for you. You understand, I hope, why I had to get rid of the evidence.
7) Uncle Zoloft said (on 07/31/05 at 01:51 PM):
Thank the Lord! We heard that a 13 year old went missing at a recent Yankee's game and we feared the worst. Thank God for diazapam... and vodka.
8) Another Joel said (on 07/31/05 at 09:12 PM):
I do. My fingers are sealed.
9) birdfarm said (on 08/ 1/05 at 02:04 PM):
Does this post hold any kind of record for "largest number of cryptic references to deleted comments"?
10) PeeWee said (on 08/ 1/05 at 06:23 PM):
Well, I am always hypnotized by Derek Jeter's ass. Can't believe you didn't even notice it.
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