July 27, 2005

Everyone must go out and buy the latest issue of The Advocate. On page 87 there is a short essay by the man who has never been seen in the same room with me and on page 18 there is a cute photograph of him along with a short bio.

I’ve heard he’s extraordinarily self-involved and somewhat prudish, but inexplicably I feel some measure of good will towards him.

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5 Responses to Everyone must go out and

  1. Chris says:

    Ooh! Ooh! I read this when The Advocate came in the mail last week at my office and I forgot to tell you — I mean, that other guy — how spifftacular it was! You FUNNY.

  2. David says:

    How appropriate that you would be in the “Summer Sex Issue.”

    That wasn’t meant to sound as mean as it does.

  3. David says:

    You prudish? Since when?

  4. matt says:

    Great article! Can’t wait to read “his” book!

  5. Harry says:

    A charming article, Mr. D. Rest assured it was the first thing I read when the magazine arrived. So much more interesting than those artificially posed photos of hot men!


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