June 30, 2005
I don't understand my fascination with Tom Cruise and his slow but certain decline into madness.
Those of you who share this inexplicable obsession would do well to take a look at Tom Cruise Kills Oprah. You have to have the sound on to get the full effect. It's safe for work, at least as far as thinking about such disturbing matters is safe for work.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 12:50 PM
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1) jwer said (on 06/30/05 at 05:40 PM):
Wow. That's much better than the Darth Vader rollercoaster one.
2) anapestic said (on 06/30/05 at 06:20 PM):
Surely if E.S. is clever enough to know that Tom is bipolar and off his meds, he's also clever enough to figure out why you have this obsession and to recommend an appropriate course of treatment. Mr. Cruise recommends exercise and diet, and I reckon that enough sex and m&ms will cure anything.
3) Uncle Zoloft said (on 06/30/05 at 07:50 PM):
I just spit vodka through my nose! Then I sent it to everyone on my e-list. Thanks Doc.
4) Christopher said (on 07/ 1/05 at 11:12 AM):
It's so ironic that as a Scientologist he preaches against the psychiatric establisment (I want to write "institution", but that would be wrong, somehow) when he actually clearly needs its help. Poor Tom.
I still hate his guts though.
5) Stroll said (on 07/ 1/05 at 10:39 PM):
That is brill. I, too, hate Tom Cruise...just in case anyone's keeping a tally. ;)
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