So I finally watched last week’s Tivoed episode of America’s Next Top Model, and one question above all is burning in my mind:
Why isn’t everyone in America talking about Janice Dickinson’s smoldering lip-lock with Tyra Banks?
For my part, I’m still trying to figure out if it thrills me or horrifies me.
But then of course I’ve been watching this show for two years and I still can’t figure out if Janice Dickinson herself thrills me or horrifies me. My cousin in Los Angeles says she sees Janice Dickinson every once in a while in her Mommy and Me group. To my mind, this tips the balance somewhat towards “thrills” and away from “horrifies.”
Though of course in this particular case the two are really inextricably intertwined.
I’ve always had the chilling feeling that Janice Dickinson might be channeling a little something of Margaret Thatcher. Therefore – thrillingly horrifying.
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http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
unless you know of it already…
Anyone can mail this person their secret, anonymously, via original postcard and he will post it up. It’s somewhat of an art project.
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Everyone in America is talking about it. They just clam up if they think the kind of person who goes bowling might be listening. It’s one of those cast-not-your-pearls-before-breeders things.
Janice Dickinson has a child????!!!?
I didn’t know they made silicone wombs.
It took some real hair-trigger editing to not show the part where her smoldering lips actually fell off and flopped on the floor!
Liplock!? She was CRAWLING on Tyra! My boyfriend actually looked up from the computer for a minute. I can’t believe it’s not on the front pages either.