The Search for Love in Manhattan

May 03, 2005

Is it wrong to want to sleep with your dog's veterinarian?

And, if so, how wrong? Really wrong? Or just a little wrong?

Posted by Faustus, MD at 05:26 PM

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1) neeson said (on 05/ 3/05 at 07:03 PM):

Wanting it isn't wrong. It's just like fantacizing abt someone... But actually doing it~ I don't think E.S. would appreciate it & his "very cute jealous streak" would come out :)

2) Mushlette said (on 05/ 3/05 at 07:31 PM):

Of course it isn't wrong! (It's happened to me. I have three dogs. *wink*)

3) Christopher said (on 05/ 3/05 at 07:55 PM):

Hmm. It guess it depends on how you actually utilise your dog in the "sleeping with the vet" bit. For example, getting your dog to film the "sleeping with" is probably a little bit wrong.

Although, hey! Genuine gay vet porn filmed by Dog = you, very rich!

Yeah, ok. I'm going, I'm going.

4) Jess said (on 05/ 3/05 at 08:42 PM):

Well, it would be one way to thank him for your freedom, as suggested by those bumper stickers. You know the ones: "If you love your freedom, thank a vet."

So there you go. It actually would be a good deed!

5) David said (on 05/ 3/05 at 09:47 PM):

That is a question I have asked myself more than once recently.

6) logan said (on 05/ 3/05 at 11:32 PM):

It's never so bad that it couldn't somehow be worse - what if the veterinarian had had a cervix?

7) Brian said (on 05/ 4/05 at 07:48 AM):

It's only bad if you become one of those mothers who makes her child sick just so she can see the doc.

8) Brian said (on 05/ 4/05 at 07:52 AM):

Unless your dog is evil, and then go to town.

9) Sage said (on 05/ 4/05 at 08:02 AM):

Hey, if the search for love leads to the vet, don't fight it.

10) steph said (on 05/ 4/05 at 08:43 AM):

Well ES woudnt like it,but say Es does not exist.It would be ok,as long as you left the dog at the vets,and not in the bed.

11) Mad said (on 05/ 4/05 at 10:29 AM):

Not as wrong as wanting to sleep with your veterinarian's dog. That would just be WROOONNNG with a capital R.

12) anapestic said (on 05/ 4/05 at 10:39 AM):

Do these fantasies include you being collared?

13) birdfarm said (on 05/ 4/05 at 01:02 PM):

It's only wrong if your dog's veterinarian is NOT the dashing Dr. W.M. of Cobble Hill, who is one of the more delicious-looking human beings ever to grace this planet (and did I mention dashing?)

The only problem is the office staff. There is invariably a long wait, and I've noticed that if you dare to ask how much longer it'll be, they send you to the bottom of the list.

But, I attribute both the long wait and the rude staff to the good doctor's being just too darn nice to say, "well, we're out of time for today," or, "could you maybe not growl at the customers?"

14) MzOuiser said (on 05/ 4/05 at 02:58 PM):

Hm... can't be any wronger than some other bloggers fantasizing about their proctologists... ;)

15) Patrick said (on 05/ 5/05 at 04:09 AM):

birdfarm,

I think Faustus would be quite happy to be the, ahem, bottom of the list...

16) birdfarm said (on 05/ 5/05 at 05:27 PM):

Patrick,
Well, it did occur to me after I wrote the post that the whole scene probably would be a mismatch with Faustus's preferences, as the office staff are female and Dr. W.M. gives no indication of being the slightest bit toppish.

But anyone wishing to be topped by several ferocious women should definitely head right over.

17) derr said (on 05/15/05 at 08:27 PM):

go for it! who cares?

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