Who knew plastic dolls could make you hard?
That’s so wrong!
Is it okay that it did nothing for me?
oh.my.god. Who knew? I love those two right in each other’s faces.
Jess: You say that. And yet I suspect you don’t quite believe it.
Marc: Right in each other’s faces? I think you were looking at the wrong part of the picture.
People have way too much time on their hands.
And yet my mother just reminded me she still has my entire Smurf collection at home, and the wheels are turning in my head . . .
Getting hard from plastic is sooo Gravity’s Rainbow. Anyway, I’m not even sure those dolls are anatomically correct.
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