Not that I needed it, but I now have confirmation from the Snack Food Zodiac.
I am a Twinkie.
(Thanks to him for the link.)
For me, it says:
Bridge Mix – You are an old standby–reliable and comforting. People don’t necessarily seek you out, but you are always welcome at parties. Your one weakness is a tendency to try to be all things to all people. Your ideal job: Politician. Marry Bubblegum or a Fried Fruit Pie, but never a Ding-Dong.
You know, I think I prefer saying I was born in the Year of the Horse. Sounds far better! 😉
My ideal career – public relations! Scary. For so many reasons.
Yes, but according to that, you’d still be a twinkie if you’d been born 12, 24, or 36 years earlier. Not that you, of course, will have aged a bit in 12 or even 60 years, but the population at large is simply not as fabulous as faustus.
An extrovert? I wish.
Anyway as any of my school era chums will attest, I am a born Drake’s Ring Ding.
I’m a ding dong, born in the year of the boar, and a pisces.
Why is it that I always end up in the most unattractive categories?
And of course I’m a cheese puff… Taker of Souls? I prefer “Destroyer of Dreams”. Hmmm… I must put that on my resume…
I am a donut *looks down at spare tyre* oh yes I am.
Fit for a career as a correction officer but alas, ne’er to marry a Twinkie.
Can someone please start a blog that compiles all of these memes in one place?
That way I can always be sure to know which breakfast cereal, hairstyle, or infectious disease I am.
(cornflakes, pageboy, and ebola, btw)
hmm…a twinkie…basically a yellow sponge cake with two holes oozing white stuff. interesting. very interesting.
Figures. I’m a fried fruit pie.
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