The Search for Love in Manhattan

March 05, 2005

Not that I needed it, but I now have confirmation from the Snack Food Zodiac.

I am a Twinkie.

(Thanks to him for the link.)

Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:23 AM

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1) Jess said (on 03/ 5/05 at 08:43 PM):

For me, it says:

Bridge Mix - You are an old standby--reliable and comforting. People don't necessarily seek you out, but you are always welcome at parties. Your one weakness is a tendency to try to be all things to all people. Your ideal job: Politician. Marry Bubblegum or a Fried Fruit Pie, but never a Ding-Dong.

You know, I think I prefer saying I was born in the Year of the Horse. Sounds far better! ;)

2) christopher said (on 03/ 5/05 at 08:47 PM):

My ideal career - public relations! Scary. For so many reasons.

3) anapestic said (on 03/ 6/05 at 12:52 AM):

Yes, but according to that, you'd still be a twinkie if you'd been born 12, 24, or 36 years earlier. Not that you, of course, will have aged a bit in 12 or even 60 years, but the population at large is simply not as fabulous as faustus.

4) i. bendito said (on 03/ 6/05 at 01:17 AM):

An extrovert? I wish.

Anyway as any of my school era chums will attest, I am a born Drake's Ring Ding.

5) Elizabeth said (on 03/ 6/05 at 02:55 AM):

I'm a ding dong, born in the year of the boar, and a pisces.

Why is it that I always end up in the most unattractive categories?

6) Androo said (on 03/ 6/05 at 09:50 PM):

And of course I'm a cheese puff... Taker of Souls? I prefer "Destroyer of Dreams". Hmmm... I must put that on my resume...

7) Luca said (on 03/ 7/05 at 02:03 AM):

I am a donut *looks down at spare tyre* oh yes I am.

Fit for a career as a correction officer but alas, ne'er to marry a Twinkie.

8) joe.my.god. said (on 03/ 7/05 at 11:21 AM):

Can someone please start a blog that compiles all of these memes in one place?

That way I can always be sure to know which breakfast cereal, hairstyle, or infectious disease I am.

(cornflakes, pageboy, and ebola, btw)

9) tribecatexan said (on 03/ 8/05 at 01:18 AM):

hmm...a twinkie...basically a yellow sponge cake with two holes oozing white stuff. interesting. very interesting.

10) Adam875 said (on 03/14/05 at 01:44 PM):

Figures. I'm a fried fruit pie.

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