February 12, 2005
Okay, let me start by saying that I have always kind of had a little bit of a thing for Mormon guys. It's not on the scale of my thing for Australians or for Chris Meloni, but there's something about those fresh-faced, clean-cut boys that I respond to.
That said, I'm not sure quite what to think of hotsaints.com.
On the one hand, it's not really any different from something like gayjews.net. I have no objection to members of a religious minority who want to date within their religion.
On the other hand, I don't know, there's just something . . . creepy about it. Maybe it's just that the slogan "Chase and Be Chaste" makes me think these people are out of their fucking minds.
Of course, I see a lot of guys on the site for whom I'd gladly be a "friendly witness" if they did "something super-ninja cool," like, say, ask if they could fuck me.
But I'm really not sure how likely that is to happen.
Since they're probably all bottoms anyway.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 03:43 PM
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1) Schorsch said (on 02/12/05 at 06:41 PM):
Even worse: considering the denomination they are affiliated with, these guys probably don't even know what a bottom is. At least, they are not supposed to know because the concept as a whole simply does not exist.
2) Brian said (on 02/12/05 at 07:19 PM):
Especially creepy is the "favorite movies" section. If they list a R rated movie, in parentheses it says "tv version". Because I guess then the naughty bits are cut out.
But Lord, them Mormon boys is hot. Although if I were going to fetishize a religion, a hot Jewish man does it for me anytime. Chosen people, indeed.
3) i. bendito said (on 02/13/05 at 12:14 AM):
My favorite hunky Mormons ever continue to be David Marshall Grant and Steve Sandvoss.
OK OK--favorite fictional Mormons....
4) Jess said (on 02/13/05 at 01:32 AM):
I'd have to agree with going for fictional Mormons rather than real ones! :)
5) Coffeedog said (on 02/13/05 at 10:11 PM):
Do you like them with Mormon underwear on or off?
6) Faustus, M.D. said (on 02/14/05 at 01:15 AM):
Schorsch: Oh, my God. What poor, deprived creatures. Clearly we have to educate them.
Brian: What is it with the matzoh queens? You and E.S. should get together.
i. bendito: Oooh, Steve Sandvoss!
Jess: I don't know--did you see the guys on that site?
Coffeedog: What do you think?
7) Nick said (on 02/15/05 at 04:00 AM):
My God - I had no idea we Mormon boys were such an attraction!
You guys need to come out to Zion and visit me in Salt Lake City. More than a few of those guys on hotsaints.com will play gay given the right circumstances. Trust me on that one. ;)
Though most aren't quite as hot as Steve Sandvoss, you certainly wouldn't be disappointed.
And strange as it may seem, there are few things as hot as watching two 21 year-old returned missionaries frantically get each other out of their garments (aka "sacred underwear" to you no-Mos).
Well, maybe being one of those returned missionaries . . .
After all, what else is going to happen when you put two 19 year-olds together, day and night, for two years and tell them to avoid thinking about women? Especially when they're at their hormone-ragin' sexual peak?
I rest my case.
8) Kent said (on 02/16/05 at 03:47 PM):
um......2nd floor bathroom at the HFAC on campus at BYU.....
....or so I've heard.
:)
9) Faustus, M.D. said (on 02/17/05 at 07:45 AM):
Nick: Oh, my God. That is so fucking hot I almost can't stand it. Thank you.
Kent: Meet me there?
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