Okay, I figured it out. I’m writing a song about orgies.
This calls for (even more) exhaustive research.
Oh, but Faustus, haven’t there been enough orgy songs?
I love your site. Will you write songs about orgies for the organ? Or orgies on organs on the organ? heh.
Brilliant idea — after all, what’s an orgy but a way to increase the statistical likelihood that you’ll have bad sex that night?
February 10: Happy Third Blogiversary, Faustus! Thank you for blogging!
I appreciated listening to it on my cellphone on the train, and wanting to say things like, “It might be funnier if the one rhyme in the song was rhyming ‘lube’ with something,” but then realizing I’m on the train.
It’s very funny.
Kevin: Alas, I am no longer allowed to do research. However, I think I did enough when I didn’t have a boyfriend to give the song a sufficient level of detail.
Dr. P: We’ll see about that.
Jess: There can never be enough orgy songs.
Eve: Thank you very much for loving my site. I think really the mouth organ is the right instrument, though–don’t you?
Sparky: Oh, my God, what a brilliant analysis. It’s so true. And since, when you’re meeting all your sexual partners online anyway, the statistical likelihood is already at 99.99% (repeating)–well, what’s the point, really?
Nameless: Crap. I totally forgot. Thank you.
Rob: That’s actually a very funny idea. I will do my best to incorporate it. I think you and I should write a song about a guy giving advice about an orgy song while he’s on the train.
When this song is nominated for a Grammy, they’re going to have to put the telecast on a three minute delay. But the music video is going to be hot. Or, I suppose, not, since it’s about the worst sex ever . . .
Yes, when are we going to write together again? I’ve had a desire to write something where I’m not doing the music. We’re both busy, blah blah. But we should do it. (Sorry to clutter up your comments!)
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