January 6, 2005

From a conversation I had the other day with E.S.:

E.S.: Okay, I’m off the phone. Now we’re going to watch this movie I TiVoed.
Faustus: No, we’re not. We’re going to sleep.
E.S.: But why?
Faustus: Because I’m tired.
E.S.: You’re such a bitch.
Faustus: Why does that make me a bitch?
E.S.: Because you’re asserting yourself and telling me what you want.
Faustus: But you’ve been saying to me for over a year that I have to assert myself and tell you what I want.
E.S.: Yes, but I’ve changed my mind.

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8 Responses to From a conversation I had

  1. Lux says:

    Typical male.

  2. Mr.D. says:

    Happy New Year, Faustus.

    from Britishland

  3. Jess says:


  4. Jeffrey says:

    Reminds me of some graffiti I saw near campus:

    “When I said I loved you, that’s not what I meant.”

  5. christopher says:

    I think all my ex-boyfriends would collectively agree that E.S. could possibly be related to me. (By the way – I am obviously WAY too Londonised, because every time I read “E.S.” I think “Evening Standard”)

  6. Jeffrey says:

    Remember to feel free to change your mind the next time he tries to takl you camping.

  7. Wayne says:

    Cute. 🙂 That’s what couples do.

  8. matt says:

    That’s all very well, but what did you do? Sleep or watch the Tivoed movie?


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