From a conversation I had the other day with E.S.:
E.S.: Okay, I’m off the phone. Now we’re going to watch this movie I TiVoed.
Faustus: No, we’re not. We’re going to sleep.
E.S.: But why?
Faustus: Because I’m tired.
E.S.: You’re such a bitch.
Faustus: Why does that make me a bitch?
E.S.: Because you’re asserting yourself and telling me what you want.
Faustus: But you’ve been saying to me for over a year that I have to assert myself and tell you what I want.
E.S.: Yes, but I’ve changed my mind.
Typical male.
Happy New Year, Faustus.
from Britishland
Reminds me of some graffiti I saw near campus:
“When I said I loved you, that’s not what I meant.”
I think all my ex-boyfriends would collectively agree that E.S. could possibly be related to me. (By the way – I am obviously WAY too Londonised, because every time I read “E.S.” I think “Evening Standard”)
Remember to feel free to change your mind the next time he tries to takl you camping.
Cute.
That’s what couples do.
That’s all very well, but what did you do? Sleep or watch the Tivoed movie?