From a lunch conversation the other day:
FAUSTUS: I don’t understand how people with anxiety disorders survived before Law & Order was syndicated and there was Tivo.
FRIEND: Watching Tivoed episodes of Law & Order calms you down?
FAUSTUS: No, but it gives me something to do that takes less energy than sticking my head in the oven.
what is Tivo? *embarrassed*
Have you tried yoga?
Yogurt is nice also.
Y is that?
ahhh now it makes sense! (ie. why you are dating E.S. the psychiatrist)
phew!
*gives you a hug* You can have some of my zoloft! 😀
I completely agree with this entry. 5 months of unemployment, and I have encountered a paucity of episodes which I have previously viewed. Are they limitless, or will I eventually have to find another sinkhole for my time?