From a conversation I had this evening with my friend H.E., who recently broke up with her boyfriend:
H.E.: I found one of his eyelashes in my shower this morning and it made me so sad. I felt bad washing it down the drain.
Faustus: H., everybody has eyelashes.
H.E.: Yeah, but not everybody has good eyelashes. My last boyfriend’s eyelashes were transparent.
Faustus: And he didn’t use mascara?
H.E.: Faustus, I date straight men.
Faustus: Oh. (Pause.) Why would you want to do that?
1) Straight men don’t use mascara? Yeah. Right.
2) Why indeed.
Okay, he dyed his eye lashes.
He’s a Metrosexual.
Men actually use mascara?
i know a man who uses foundation and lipstick…
In answer to your question, because gay men won’t put out.
This is a bit late and most definately off the topic, but they finally came up with a use for Shrub…
Perhaps it’s not an eyelash after all. Perhaps it’s a public hair. Did her last boyfriend have transparent public hairs?
Her vision must be abnormally acute to pick out a small transparent eyelash in the shower.
Did I really write “public hair,” or is this some vast cosmic joke? I tend to type words that aren’t the words I’m thinking of, so I double checked before I posted and was SURE it said PUBIC HAIR. I am doomed.