September 15, 2004

I am utterly baffled that I didn’t see it before. If the American people make the right choice in November, all our problems will be as naught.

Those of you who might inexplicably be uncertain that you should cast your vote for the candidate from R’lyeh, you can search for more information about him here.

And he already has a theme song.

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4 Responses to I am utterly baffled that

  1. James says:

    What… the… *scratches head*
    Oh, well. I suppose anyTHING but Bush.

  2. campbell says:

    And I thought Ayn Rand was hard to pronounce

  3. Clearly I was out of my mind when I wrote this post.

    Because, of course, Cthulhu is our president.

  4. Stairs says:

    No need to justify being out of your mind, we love you anyway.

    la! la! Cthulhu fhtagn!

    But you did notice that his theme song talks about erasing us from the face of the planet? I know we’re raping this wondrous orb silly, but nonetheless, I take issue.


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