I am utterly baffled that I didn’t see it before. If the American people make the right choice in November, all our problems will be as naught.
Those of you who might inexplicably be uncertain that you should cast your vote for the candidate from R’lyeh, you can search for more information about him here.
And he already has a theme song.
What… the… *scratches head*
Oh, well. I suppose anyTHING but Bush.
And I thought Ayn Rand was hard to pronounce
Clearly I was out of my mind when I wrote this post.
Because, of course, Cthulhu is our president.
No need to justify being out of your mind, we love you anyway.
la! la! Cthulhu fhtagn!
But you did notice that his theme song talks about erasing us from the face of the planet? I know we’re raping this wondrous orb silly, but nonetheless, I take issue.