September 27, 2004

For the last week, New York local news has been dominated by new revelations about the August death of a baby in a Queens day care center. Apparently, the center had been inspected an hour before toddlers at the center killed a baby in its crib.

I cannot begin to express how pleasing I found the idea of bloodthirsty two-year-olds surrounding a defenseless infant and murdering it.

According to the Washington Times, however, “the New York City medical examiner has ruled 7-month-old Matthew Perilli died from compression of his body by foreign objects. City sources told the New York Daily News the child had been in a crib at a Queens day care center when a group of unsupervised younger children began tossing toys and stuffed animals into the crib.”

And here I’d thought there was hope for the young.

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6 Responses to For the last week, New

  1. Kris says:

    This is disgustingly hilarious!

  2. Jack says:

    That was a heartless, cruel comment.

  3. jt says:

    heartless and cruel, but oh so funny
    see you in hell

  4. Androo says:

    Oh too, too true! And they said Children of the Corn was fiction….

  5. David says:

    Heartless and cruel
    Heartless and cruel
    Means so much more when I see
    Heartless and cruel decorations
    On every Christmas tree

    Seriously, though, that’s pretty sad.

  6. Anonymous says:

    And I thought I loved you. I’m truly saddened to find out I was wrong.


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