August 30, 2004

A friend asked me why I was staying in town for the Republican National Convention.

The answer is simple: I have a fantasy that a huge sinkhole will open up under Madison Square Garden and swallow the entire Republican Party whole, and I want to be here to see it happen.

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8 Responses to A friend asked me why

  1. tim says:

    Oh, we can all wish…

  2. Jeff says:

    A boy can dream. But if it does happen, take pictures. And take a baseball bat in case any of them try to crawl out.

  3. tigertugger says:

    If W made an acceptance speech and no one was there to hear it . . . oh happy day!

  4. Jess says:

    You dream big! 🙂

  5. Kris says:

    Whoops, do you guys all like Kerry?

  6. joe says:

    if you run into laura could you please tell her my grandfather with alzheimers sends his love. and then maybe spit on her or something? thanks.

  7. Velma Biggers says:

    I love you Faustus.

    Your southern fan, Velma Biggers

  8. qwiggles1 says:

    In my next life, I hope to be your genie…


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