August 30, 2004
A friend asked me why I was staying in town for the Republican National Convention.
The answer is simple: I have a fantasy that a huge sinkhole will open up under Madison Square Garden and swallow the entire Republican Party whole, and I want to be here to see it happen.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 10:28 PM
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1) tim said (on 08/30/04 at 11:10 PM):
Oh, we can all wish...
2) Jeff said (on 08/30/04 at 11:26 PM):
A boy can dream. But if it does happen, take pictures. And take a baseball bat in case any of them try to crawl out.
3) tigertugger said (on 08/31/04 at 01:16 AM):
If W made an acceptance speech and no one was there to hear it . . . oh happy day!
4) Jess said (on 08/31/04 at 08:10 AM):
You dream big! :)
5) Kris said (on 08/31/04 at 12:51 PM):
Whoops, do you guys all like Kerry?
6) joe said (on 08/31/04 at 04:51 PM):
if you run into laura could you please tell her my grandfather with alzheimers sends his love. and then maybe spit on her or something? thanks.
7) Velma Biggers said (on 08/31/04 at 10:41 PM):
I love you Faustus.
Your southern fan, Velma Biggers
8) qwiggles1 said (on 09/ 5/04 at 05:40 PM):
In my next life, I hope to be your genie...
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