July 19, 2004

This is, unexpectedly, my second post for today.

Of course there was the fact that I was so worried I’d forget some part of my hastily-cobbled-together routine that I wrote it all on my hand with a Sharpie so as to be able to refer to it in an hour of need. About twenty minutes into class, having drawn a complete blank after we’d finished lateral raises, I glanced down at the list, only to find that it had, in fact, melted into illegibility.

Luckily, I remembered just in time what came next.

The hallmark of true professionalism in a group fitness instructor: smeared writing on your body.

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4 Responses to This is, unexpectedly, my second

  1. jennir says:

    whatever works for u. there isnt a fixed formula for this. i think u did great and will keep on doin well. *thumbsup*

  2. Convivia says:


    Your friend L.N. received a RAVE review in today’s Globe. Hooray for her!

  3. Coppertone says:

    I have to ask if you have read any more of How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

  4. Kris says:

    Faustus, I congratulate you on behalf of the fact that your blog is generating more response *in India* than the President’s address over national television. Umm… well, okay… I was exaggerating. But the ‘constict anus’ article got so much attention in an e-group that I subscribe to because you had blogged about it!


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