This is, unexpectedly, my second post for today.
Of course there was the fact that I was so worried I’d forget some part of my hastily-cobbled-together routine that I wrote it all on my hand with a Sharpie so as to be able to refer to it in an hour of need. About twenty minutes into class, having drawn a complete blank after we’d finished lateral raises, I glanced down at the list, only to find that it had, in fact, melted into illegibility.
Luckily, I remembered just in time what came next.
The hallmark of true professionalism in a group fitness instructor: smeared writing on your body.