This is David. I am still here. Actually, I am not still here, but I am here enough.
Today, I got into a conversation with a man who was concerned about the widespread problem of hooligans stealing metal objects from public places and selling them for scrap. Trash bins, owl roosts, street signs: nothing is safe. Also, someone in his dorm stole a headstone from a graveyard once.
I sat there and made clucking noises he may have interpreted as disgust that people would do such things, but I was really thinking about going to pick up my new eyeglasses, which I promptly did.
Hey, everyone, I got new eyeglasses!
I hope no one steals them and sells them for scrap.