Here are some photographs of the gingerbread house E.S. and I made.
This is the front:
Note the two gingerbread homosexuals with their gingerbread puppy. Note also the pink triangles.
This is the back:
Note again the pink triangle and the heart, which, while not strictly speaking homosexual, still represents a certain fey element.
This is the side:
E.S. tried to talk me out of the open Andes mint shutters because he thought they would fall off. Note the still-attached open Andes mint shutters.
I love being right.