November 25, 2003

Yesterday, I went on a road trip to Western Maryland with my dog, this man, his dog, and his boyfriend. I will be here for a week, during which I expect to do nothing but 1) eat and 2) give thanks that I live in a place not littered with signs informing me that Jesus paid my sin bill.

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8 Responses to Yesterday, I went on a

  1. Adam875 says:

    Wow — Jesus must be LOADED!

  2. AJ says:

    Be sure to send him a Thank-You card before you go back home…lol

  3. Jeff says:

    Whenever I see a sign or hear someone say “Jesus died for you,” I automatically think, “Well, I didn’t ask him to.” Rather presumptuous of him, if you ask me.

  4. Patrick says:

    One day, Jesus and I were having cocktails and He spilled His cosmopolitan on my suit. He paid for my dry cleaning bill.

  5. matt says:

    Jesus will pay for my sins? Wow, that could make a serious dent in my credit card bill.

    Can I just get drug dealers and rent boys to bill him direct?

  6. Jalal says:

    What if you arent a christian ?

  7. cisoux says:

    Jalal, I think then Jesus just wants us to burn in hell. You can’t expect him to save everyone, can you?

  8. Wayne says:

    Hug your doggie for me 🙂


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