November 27, 2003
Yesterday, before watching Let’s Scare Jessica to Death, we went to an actual movie theater to see an actual movie playing currently. This being western Maryland, our options were severely limited; we ended up going with Timeline, which turned out to be far worse than even our vivid imaginations could have prepared us for. The plot centered around a group of archeology students, each stupider than the last, who travel back in time to fourteenth century France to rescue their professor. At one point, one of them falls in love at first sight with a fourteenth century French woman; not unsurprisingly, his love is requited, and soon enough, they kiss.
And all I could think was She has never brushed her teeth IN HER ENTIRE LIFE.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:06 PM
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1) Jere said (on 11/28/03 at 01:23 AM):
This movie would truely have to suck the big one to be worse than the book upon which it is based. I was hoping that Hollywood would make its customary changes to the plot and characters and that the film might turn out decently as a result. Guess not...
2) Tom said (on 11/28/03 at 11:47 AM):
Get over it ... it's a movie ...
... Tom
3) Amanda said (on 11/29/03 at 05:02 AM):
For someone who attends orgies you're quite sqeamish.
4) Faustus, M.D. said (on 11/29/03 at 08:59 AM):
Only about personal hygiene.
5) Jalal said (on 11/30/03 at 04:43 AM):
I always thought Faustus was the kind of guy who would go for dirty sex. But seems he isnt.
Sorry for the wrongful judgement Faustus.
6) Mike said (on 12/ 1/03 at 12:06 PM):
I love you.
And am now brushing my teeth for the third time today because I can't stop thinking about medieval oral hygiene and wanting to spit.
And as far as being squeamish, attending orgies, and brushing one's teeth: A good orgy can be ruined by one hot guy's bad hygiene habits. I think that's a commandment from the gay jesus or something. If it isn't, it should be.
7) Wayne said (on 12/ 1/03 at 04:51 PM):
But... But... Paul Walker.... er.. I haven't see the movie yet. Thank Gawd.
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