I spent the day today performing with the gay cheerleaders at the Gay Life Expo. During a break I saw James Getzlaff from Boy Meets Boy exploring the Expo with Jai Rodriguez from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
The realization that the boundaries of reality TV are so permeable almost caused me to faint on the spot.
Luckily I regained my senses before I had to go up in a half liberty as part of a wolf wall.
you are so gay!
Damn, and I thought I was hiding it so well.
I saw James Getzlaff on my way out (I was at the Asian Diversity Career Expo down stairs) and oh my gosh he was so hot that I almost faitned right there in front of other gay men but I managed to keep myself up on my toes and walk smoothly to the exit like the fairy that I am.
Did you enjoy the expo?
I saw three celebrities there: I saw James, I saw Jai, and I saw Faustus.
I stared up close at the first two as the cameras around me whirred, but I was frozen in shock at the sight of the third, and so I did what came naturally and the best I could do under the circumstances.
I hid behind a troupe of miniskirted butch drag queens.
You bunch are a cute lot, by the way.
We’ll have to watch for you in the background!
Well, they’re on the same network and all, so their boundaries are very thin indeed. Ah, marketing!
well… you hide the jewish thing well. but the gay thing, not so good.
I saw James. I wasn’t impressed. I wanted to slap him for being an ass.
James was an ass? A bit of doofus, but he always seemed nice enough.
I don’t mind slapping James’ Ass 🙂 He can slap mine anytime.