Well, I started knitting the gloves I posted about two days ago. I figured the best thing to do would be to knit them for hands slightly larger than mine in diameter, so that at least I could start knitting right away, and then do the turkey thing next time I saw him.
But, looking at how the work is coming, I’m confident that the gloves I’m knitting will fit him extraordinarily well.
If he happens to have become a sasquatch by the time I give them to him.
Really, it’s just too tragic. The glove is so damn big you could fit a family of four inside it. I’m going tomorrow to buy smaller needles.
I will triumph in this endeavor, or die trying.