September 12, 2003
Yesterday I got an e-mail with the subject heading "Do you think about being alone—forever?".
Since the answer is "I think about nothing else in the world," I opened it immediately.
It turns out there are thousands of REAL MARRIED WOMEN who want to cheat on their husbands WITH ME!
So I guess I've been worried for nothing.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 07:54 PM
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Comments
1) matt said (on 09/13/03 at 12:47 AM):
Wow. That must come as such a relief.
2) anon said (on 09/22/03 at 11:35 PM):
Well there's the reason why you are single! You look like a straight man! Limp that wrist a little more and sashay when you walk.
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