September 30, 2003
Oh my GOD! How do I do this. This is so stressful. I don't know what to say..... arggghh I'm hyperventilating. gulp gulp gulp gulp. Has there ever been anyone so worthless as I? Maybe it's not too late to back out. Where is Faustus' number? Arggghh! I can't find it. How do I get into these things? If only all my earlier choices were different. Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit. Now I can't find my meds. MOMMY!
Posted by Faustus, MD at 02:55 PM
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1) Wayne said (on 09/30/03 at 03:44 PM):
Oh My Gosh.
You said SHIT, 6 times in a row.
You are turning me on.
Hey baby, are you single? *wink*
2) Tin Man said (on 09/30/03 at 03:44 PM):
How does that make you feel?
3) Jeff said (on 09/30/03 at 03:56 PM):
So tell me about your mother....
4) D.R. said (on 09/30/03 at 06:02 PM):
*SMACK!*
Snap out of it!
5) Patrick said (on 09/30/03 at 07:06 PM):
Did someone call me?
6) matt said (on 09/30/03 at 07:52 PM):
Well, this explains a lot of things about Faustus's mental condition, at least.
7) Angelo said (on 10/ 1/03 at 02:12 AM):
Great advertising, doc.
8) ranafarmonk said (on 10/ 1/03 at 05:56 PM):
oh puh-lease...
just post a few centuries-old haiku, if you've nothing else to say...
or more interestingly, break your confidentiality and tell us all about your weirdest patients...
9) Buni said (on 10/ 2/03 at 09:24 AM):
Oh my god, that all sounds disgusting.
Is that a hospital recipe or something?
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