September 30, 2003

Oh my GOD! How do I do this. This is so stressful. I don’t know what to say….. arggghh I’m hyperventilating. gulp gulp gulp gulp. Has there ever been anyone so worthless as I? Maybe it’s not too late to back out. Where is Faustus’ number? Arggghh! I can’t find it. How do I get into these things? If only all my earlier choices were different. Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit. Now I can’t find my meds. MOMMY!

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9 Responses to Oh my GOD! How do

  1. Wayne says:

    Oh My Gosh.

    You said SHIT, 6 times in a row.

    You are turning me on.

    Hey baby, are you single? *wink*

  2. Tin Man says:

    How does that make you feel?

  3. Jeff says:

    So tell me about your mother….

  4. D.R. says:


    Snap out of it!

  5. Patrick says:

    Did someone call me?

  6. matt says:

    Well, this explains a lot of things about Faustus’s mental condition, at least.

  7. Angelo says:

    Great advertising, doc.

  8. ranafarmonk says:

    oh puh-lease…

    just post a few centuries-old haiku, if you’ve nothing else to say…

    or more interestingly, break your confidentiality and tell us all about your weirdest patients…

  9. Buni says:

    Oh my god, that all sounds disgusting.

    Is that a hospital recipe or something?


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