September 9, 2003

Of course, there’s nothing like your dad’s coming to town and allowing himself to be talked into buying you a Massani leather jacket to make your feelings of fatness, age, and uselessness fade as if you had never been anything but svelte, nubile, and of inestimable value to everyone around you.

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6 Responses to Of course, there's nothing like

  1. tim says:

    materialism is so underrated.

  2. Wayne says:

    Leahter Jacket? Eeek, nah. Ask him for a diamond bracelet….

  3. matt says:

    That’s the spirit!

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  5. will says:

    gotta agree with Wayne. Leather Jacket = cookie cutter tacky

  6. oohyeah says:

    Show us a picture of the jacket! Pweease?


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