August 01, 2003
There is a God.
I found out today he is a bottom.
The anaerobic physicist, that is. Not God. God may or may not be a bottom, but I'm not so interested in him.
I want to sing and dance around with joy, but I'm too exhausted from the relief of it all. Because of course if he's a bottom then it never would have worked anyway, and I can just forget about the whole thing and move on.
I'm sorry not to be more amusing about the whole thing. I'm just so damned thankful that I can't think clearly.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 10:40 PM
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1) sam said (on 08/ 2/03 at 12:48 AM):
God is a top, because he obviously likes screwing us around so much.
2) David (TEFL Smiler) said (on 08/ 2/03 at 10:47 AM):
Surely God must be both a top and a bottom if he's so omni-present?
3) Adam807 said (on 08/ 2/03 at 01:12 PM):
Honey, of course he's a bottom. He's an AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR!!
4) jalal said (on 08/ 2/03 at 02:40 PM):
well what happens. if he were a bottom but perfect. must we divide ourselves in smaller and smaller groups. and restrict ourselves.
5) Faustus, M.D. said (on 08/ 2/03 at 07:32 PM):
Jalal, yes.
Adam, he dated another aerobics instructor who is a top, so it's not necessarily six of one, half a dozen of the other. Though generally I think you're right.
6) Ed said (on 08/ 2/03 at 08:27 PM):
Everyone's a bottom. There are no tops in this city, and probably not anywhere else!
(Somebody prove me wrong!)
7) Daniel said (on 08/ 2/03 at 08:33 PM):
Can't one or both of you be versatile? Locking yourself into one sexual role cuts off a world of relationship opportunity.
8) Adam807 said (on 08/ 3/03 at 02:10 PM):
Ed, most definitely not a bottom here.
9) Brian, the 646 Guy said (on 08/ 4/03 at 11:23 AM):
I've recently discovered the joys of being versatile...and I LIKE it....
10) Wayne said (on 08/11/06 at 04:31 AM):
Hi Adam~~ *wink* *wink*
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