If my sitemeter statistics are to be trustedand I am inclined to believe they are, especially as they never told me we had to attack Iraq because of the weapons of mass destruction apparently spilling out of every kitchen cupboard in that country271 people have visited my blog today, and exactly one of them pledged to sponsor me in the blogathon.
I can think of three possible explanations for this:
1. The idea of sex with me is not as appealing as I imagined it would be. If this is the case, I will have to reevaluate what I’m doing here, because I don’t think I’m capable of being any wittier or more charming.
2. I wasn’t clear enough about the process. I do not see a dime of the money you pledge. It all goes to the Generator Theatre, a nascent not-for-profit theater company dedicated to developing and producing new and exciting musicals. It’s a good causeperhaps not as profound as Doctors Without Borders or Amnesty International, but still worth your 25 bucks.
3. People don’t think I mean it.
I mean it.
Seriouslywhether you’ve been a reader of my blog for a long time or have just tuned in recently, if you enjoy what I write I’d very much appreciate your making a pledge to sponsor me. I’d hate to think that the labor of sleeplessness I’ll be going through July 26-7 would be for $25. Plus I have a fabulous theme for my posts.
You can make a pledge here [link no longer active].
In the meantime, I hope he enjoys his free sex.