June 16, 2003

I was all set to write a post about how I feel like a terrible homosexual because I ended up seeing neither Finding Nemo nor Broadway Bares, but it was swept from my mind by the uncanny resemblence of the x-ray technician at St. Vincent’s to Aughra from The Dark Crystal. I was terrified she was going to remove an eye, shove it in my face, and say portentously, “There is much to be learned, and you have no time!” (It’s the fifth .wav file down.)

Lucky for me, both of her eyes stayed where they were. Now I have a sexy cast (instead of a splint) and some codeine, which I am about to take.

I’ve never taken codeine before and I can’t wait.